when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
when i was in elementary school we had to take a standardized test and in my essay portion i didn’t know how to spell essay so i put S.A. and my teacher laughed at me but jokes on her because her husband cheated on her and I have a full ride scholarship to a big ten school